bawbag.scotlnd.co.uk
A premium domain with budget-level ambition
Status: “Starting soon”

Welcome to the site that’s
working harder than its owner.

This is bawbag.scotlnd.co.uk — currently in its natural habitat: the “Coming Soon™” stage. The missing “a” in scotlnd is intentional… just like the missing motivation.

✅ Domain purchased ✅ Landing page deployed 🟨 Effort pending 🟨 Life admin avoided
🗺️ View roadmap ✉️ Email (optimistic)
Pro tip: press E for a fresh excuse. Press R to “feel productive”.
Today’s excuse: “I was just about to start… then I remembered I deserved a break.”

Effort Meter

Live estimate of current effort output. Accuracy: ± 97%.

What is this site for?

Unknown. Possibly a portfolio. Possibly a blog. Possibly just a monument to procrastination.

Service Level Agreement

Updates will arrive somewhere between “soon” and “after a nap”. Thanks for your patience.

Phase 1: Big Plans
Announce goals. Tell everyone you’re “nearly finished”.
Phase 2: Tiny Progress
Move a button 3px left. Take a victory lap. Snack.
Phase 3: Launch*
*Launch subject to availability of vibes, caffeine, and mild peer pressure.